justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

danandphilonfire:

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

bouns if you do it as amaizngphil

itsvondell:

xbox one charging a fee if it thinks your friends are annoying-looking

hannibalkanibalas:

timetravelresetbaby:

taejira:

omfg you guys this dude did a video of a conversation he had with his two year old daughter but he had an adult male friend play the part of the daughter and it is

so

hilariously creepy

CHILDREN ARE SO HILARIOUSLY CREEPY. omg

this is amazing

oh my god i can’t breathe

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you-only-liberate-once:

cecetheraver:

you-only-liberate-once:

i mean just imagine you’re having sex with someone and it’s getting super hot but then suddenly out of nowhere they let out the piercing screech of an eagle

i laugh every time i see this

do you often see people screech like an eagle during the intercourse

writingsforwinter:

Just so you know, I’m never not thinking of you.